Thursday, November 28, 2013

Chump Change



That's right bitches ... get on your knees and follow Me! A true Goddess such as Myself will have you intoxicated, addicted and loving every stroking second of the mind fucking journey I am going to take you on. If you haven't figured it out already, I am in a particularly evil mood tonight! Now, you may be wondering what got Me into this mood. It's really quite simple ... Black Friday is almost here! And with fantastic sales going on all around Me in just a few hours your wallet must be straining in your back pants pocket ... right dork? Instructions for pleasing Goddess Bree:

  1. Get on your knees
  2. Head bowed down to the floor
  3. Repeat 3 times, "Please may I click Goddess"
  4. Now say it again ... and this time put some fucking effort into it
  5. you may click the button below

Good boy! Doesn't that feel extraordinary! How does it feel to know that you are nothing but chump change to Me? P.S. Clicking the Black Friday Greed button repeatedly will make your self esteem plummet and make your ca$h cock throb! Enjoy wankers!

Monday, November 4, 2013

1 More Day Until My Birthday!


I want this CLEARED by November 5th! That's an ORDER!
Amazon Gift Cards are to be sent to:

goddessbree2@gmail.com

Remember to put your name and what item(s) the gift card is for!

Sunday, November 3, 2013

New Way To Hear My Voice - TalkToMe.com

Evening slut pups!  I have found, yet another awesome way, for you dorks to hear My Goddess voice!  If you haven't heard of TalkToMe.com, I'm not surprised.  Number #1 ... you only think with one head and it's not the one upstairs and Number #2 ... the site is brand new so it's not well known yet.  If you haven't signed up yet then click below and DO IT!

Click here to Talk To Me

Some really great features on TalkToMe.com is that there is a schedule feature that shows you when I will be online to take calls (and I pretty much stick to the schedule).  There's a section on My page that I can put wall posts up (pretty similar to the facebook wall post), so YAY! you get to read what thoughts are going through My deviant brain and I will post when I have added a new photo set, ptv, etc ... on there.  If I don't happen to be online taking calls when you're stroking and surfing there is a "message me" button that you can click on and write Me a message to let Me know you're begging for a call.  you can buy My photo sets, pay to views, MP3's, stories, purchase My messenger id's, etc ... here as well.  And My absolute FAVOURITE feature is the real time web chat feature!  When I'm online you can actually send Me a message through the site ... I have a feeling that My timid and shy lurkers and wankers will be extra excited for this feature.

Click the button, check out My page on TalkToMe.com, sign up and start your new exciting life under My Divine Rule!