The weather has been less than appealing to Me lately. Rain, cold temperatures, fog and MORE rain ... blah! All this crappy weather puts Me in a cranky mood and who do I take it out on ... you dorks of course! And there is only one way that you can even hope of putting a smile on My face and that’s with your wallets empty and all that dough sitting nicely in My perfectly manicured hands.
Now, I know that not all of you wallets make the same kind of moolah. It’s not about if you make $200,000 a year or $20,000 a year … it’s about how you empty your wallet when you are on your knees in front of Me! your brain should be focused on one thing and one thing only, submitting to Me with cold hard cash. Because in My eyes you are nothing but I wallet, which I love to use and abuse until you are completely spanked dry.

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